i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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