Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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