So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
