Kiss
Puke
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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