Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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