??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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