dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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