How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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