today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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