great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.