I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!