Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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