Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
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I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
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I'm at about main and main street
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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