Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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