5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
God, I missed his penis.
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