sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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