I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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