absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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