her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"