Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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