the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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