Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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