Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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