Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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