There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
