just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
of course. lets lasso hookers.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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