I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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