I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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