billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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