Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(575): View more from New Mexico

i permit you to call me

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.

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(519): View more from Ontario

The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?

(864): View more from South Carolina

Smooth sack

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(727): View more from Florida

idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity

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