I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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