Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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