The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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