You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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