I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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