Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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