About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Randomize
