is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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