We won't sleep together?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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