I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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