When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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