You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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