The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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