new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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