Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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