I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Randomize
