So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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