rhymes with "ouble enetration"
honey bunches of taint.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.