She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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