I hope mine doesn't look like that
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....