It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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