She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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