I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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