So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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