Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she woke up with a sticky ear
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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