I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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