well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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